"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight" -Phyllis Diller

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Letters to Life

Dear guests who over stay their welcome: 'nough said.

Dear Ruth-ita!
I am so incredibly excited for Christmas to get here! I simply can't wait to show you my family and the area i live in! It's gonna be great!

Dear people of the Ricks Building:
Thanks, you've helped me discover my biggest pet peeve.
PAY ATTENTION AND MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
seriously, there is nothing more irritating than slow walking, oblivious people crowding the hallway when i'm late for work, class, meetings... take your pick. Move over to the slow lane. please.

Dear Jim Brickman,
your holiday music is so touching.
Thank you.

Dear Grandma/pa Hakes:
Call me! I miss you :)

Dear Champ,
You da man.
seriously.
I like to brag about you.
You're pretty much amazing and growing up to be such a great guy.
I wear my Toro Red in your honor.

Dear pan de muerto:
Please rise.
Gracias.

Dear mother nature,
Thank you.
I love the snow.

Dearest television:
You're crude, rude, and frankly unattractive.
I don't like you.
Sorry.

Dear Suzanne!
Happy Birthday!! you are an amazing roommates!
congrats on reaching the big 1-9! Our baby's growin' up!

Dear Santa:
Forget gifts, i want my diploma.
Come back in July.

Dear Arizona,
Turn down the thermostat, put up your sparkly decorations, and get ready... cuz Ruth and I are coming to visit in 25 days! Miss you.  

1 comment:

Christine Marie said...

hahaha. You're darling. We need to play soon <3