"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight" -Phyllis Diller

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Dearest Arizona...

I love you, you know that.
But, I'm mean seriously, it's totally dead around here.
No one likes being outside. 
I'm tired of changing my clothes four times a day. 
We're breaking the bank with our cooling bills.
I've become well acquainted with my new best friend, the shower head. 
I burn my fingers and buns every time i hop in the car!
and I'm gaining weight from being quarantined!
Quit it!
...or else I'm moving to Idaho.  

Your truly,

1 comment:

Erin said...

All this from someone who was born and raised there...aren't you supposed to have some kind of ingrained tolerance to heat? Idaho has made you go soft, huh? Now you can sympathize with me and understand why we never visit in the summer anymore! Winter is ever so nice there. :)